Monday, 29 March 2010

Fesses dessus

video

I'm sorry to inflict this on you, and I do try not to bang on about French things, but I feel you would wish me to keep you right up to date with technological innovation that might concern some of you very directly.

B., the blonde alto whose image I attempted to reproduce not very convincingly in a Slough hotel by means of an Individual Spotted Dick and Custard, sent it to me.

It may bring your French on no end.

23 comments:

Dave said...

Are you sure you're allowed to show us this before the Britsh launch, on Thursday?

Rog said...

I'm agog to get one! C'est Revolutionaire!!!!

.. says a Mr Robespeare of East Molesey

Vicus Scurra said...

They speak French very well don't they?

Spadoman said...

I wonder if I can get one of those installed on mine?

I, Like The View said...

l'abus de humour est dangereux pour le blog

Dave said...

Je regrette que je ne sache pas quel le Français pour l'Imbécile d'avril est.

Christopher said...

Dave (1): What is this Britsh of which you speak?

Rog: You'll invite us round when yours arrives, won't you? Looking forward to a MARAThon vino beano... I'm sure Spadoman would like to be invited, too.

Vicus: Oui

St Lydia's Academy

End of term report
Easter, 2010

VIEW, I: Firm grasp of grammar, syntax and sensitive use of a wide vocabulary. This student promises well - and usually delivers.

EAST, D: Makes impressive, not to say venturesome, use of slender and sometimes improvised resources. It was unfortunate that he strained his eyes trying seeking inspiration from his class neighbour VIEW's work. Next term we will make sure they are seated further apart.

Sarah said...

Aaaw what happened to my comment??huh?

doh will have to do again now...just a minute.

Sarah said...

Ce que j'ai dit étais la première fois… I ai pensé que le seul but utile pour ce robinet ridicule était, cela si je m'étends sur le plancher avec ma bouche ouverte ..... peut-être quelque chose est perdu dans la traduction.

LOL

I, Like The View said...

I was rather hoing he'd be seated on my knee. . .

. . .oh well!

I, Like The View said...

hoing? crikey - the mind boggles

I meant hoping, naturellement

Christopher said...

Academie Ste Lydie

Pâques 2010

Bulletin trimestriel

SARA,H: Ah, si seulement cette étudiante arrivait à maîtriser ces tendances qui l'amènent à s'étendre par terre...

Christopher said...

I: Well, he is fond of gardening, you know.

Christopher said...

Can't keep up.

That I,LTV, she's such a tease, you know.

I, Like The View said...

I'm so glad that that's the hoing you thought of. . .

Christopher said...

What can she think I was thinking of, Dave?

(Forbidden reply: 'I couldn't possibly comment'.)

Sarah said...

sacre bleu

Dave said...

I have no idea what's going on here. French O-level was nearly 40 years ago. The language seems to have changed dramatically since then.

La plume de ma tante est sur la table seems to have evelved to la houe (she did live in the USA, but she couldn't have been meaning pute surely) de ILTV est sur le genou.

zIggI said...

Je parle Franglais un peu - not

But le vin from le laptop it est tres jolly good show n'est pas?

Oui please

Christopher said...

Dave, I: hoing he'd be seated on my knee - the mind boggles in the direction of Dave in his Santa Claus outfit (oh, come on, he MUST have one somewhere) going Ho-ho-ho on I's knee while she asks him what he'd like for Christmas. A pretty scene, what with Dave's robins the other day, even if the clock's moved on a bit since then.

Zigs: Oui, jolly good spectacle. Do you know, on the whole I think the command of French round here is pretty impressive.

Spadoman said...

Lo siento mucho. No hablo Espaniol.

Paz

zIggI said...

ou est mon reveille (accent in there somewhere)?

tu as promised

Christopher said...

Well I sent one or two, but the parcel was returned a) because it was ticking and b) because the address Zigs, nr. Stonehenge, GB was deemed insufficient. Honestly, they don't even try, do they? So le ballon est dans ton champ.